LEXINGTON, Ky. (FOX 56) — Dirty litter boxes, cockroaches, or love criminals: Valentine’s Day is around the corner so now is a great time to honor the heart breaker in your life.
Organizations around Kentucky are ready to help you clean out the crud in your love life in different ways, depending on your preference.
Litter Box Lover – Lexington Humane Society
“BACK BY POOPULAR DEMAND!,” Lexington Humane Society announced their kitties’ natural disdain for those who take love for granted.
“Cats can be spiteful creatures, and trust us, they are more than happy to take a #2 on your former #1,” Lexington Humane Society said on Facebook.
For a small donation, the humane society will happily write your ex’s name in one of their litter boxes.
“Do you know what’s crappier than a room full of litter boxes? Exes! Allow our cats to demonstrate your disgust for your ex with our smear campaign,” said Lexington Humane Society.
Photo’s of the request can be submitted through a Facebook private message. The humane society said the photos are intended to be viewed by the person who submitted the name should never be used to harass, bully, or abuse others.
Lexington Humane Society is accepting these donations until Feb. 15.
Pesty Ex – Kentucky Wildlife Center
If your ex’s history makes you think of cockroaches or bugs then honor them by naming a cockroach after them.
Kentucky Wildlife Center will name one of their bait bugs after your ex for the donation of $10. The donation comes with a certificate and video.
The wildlife center is accepting these donations until Feb. 14.
A Love Criminal – Boyle County Sheriff’s Office
Boyle County Sheriff’s Office announced a special for those looking for the perfect gift for their ex, the cheapest on the list!
“Do you have an ex-Valentine and know they have outstanding warrants?” Boyle County Sheriff’s Office asked on Facebook. “Do you have information that they are driving with drugs in their car? Give us a call with their location and we’ll take care of the rest.”
The sheriff’s office said they were inspired by a sheriff in North Carolina, and comes with a multiday care package depending on referral value.
“This Valentine’s Day Weekend Special starts off with a set of limited-edition platinum bracelets, free transportation with a chauffeur, a one-night minimum stay in luxurious accommodations and professional glamour shots that will be posted on online for all to enjoy.” their Facebook post reads. “This special is capped off with a special Valentine’s dinner.”
If your ex isn’t within the delivery and pickup area of Boyle County, you should contact the appropriate provider. They might just match this offer!